The Kingdom of Womble 15979 is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.444 billion Womble 15979ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The very strong Womble 15979ian economy, worth 346 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,493 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,412 per year while the poor average 9,067, a ratio of 18.7 to 1.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 15979's national animal is the kangaroo.

Womble 15979 is ranked 195,282^nd in the world and 12,442^nd in Chicken overlords for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring zero on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.